Men Rescue A Terrified Kitten With Its Head Stuck In A Glass Jar...Poor Thing

As the saying goes,"curiosity killed the cat," but luckily for this feline, help was on the way.

Cats in general can be quite curious creatures. Can you blame them for wanting to explore and discover new things? For this cat, though, curiosity had gotten the better of him.

Our furry friend became deprived of oxygen after getting his head stuck in a small glass jar. Fortunately, two men happened to be walking by and quickly discovered the feline in need. They left to retrieve some supplies. In a matter of seconds, they were able to safely free the cat from his glass chamber.

There's nothing worse than feeling like you can't breathe. Check out the rescue of this claustrophobic cat!

VIDEO: ANOTHER WOMAN BEATEN IN PUBLIC IN GENERAL INDIFFERENCE ...

As every week, or every day, video of a woman who is attacked is published on the internet and quickly made about her on social networks. And it's not an old couple who have the mentality of a bygone era we might prefer, but two young people in broad daylight in the street. And not only these scenes are common, but they all share one thing in common: each time, the witnesses of the scene, including camera (e), are content to watch, sometimes a distracted eye, sometimes laughing, these human dramas unfold.

If violence against women is a despicable crime, remaining passive in the face of horror, we become accomplices. So if you see a woman being attacked in this way, shout, call the police, make noise to scare the aggressor ... in short, doing your duty as a citizen of a country that wants to progress.

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'I feel like a deer in a forest': Adele chomps on wheat grass for smoothie shop hidden camera prank as mastermind Ellen DeGeneres laughs hysterically

She's known for her heart-wrenching, soulful music.

However, on Thursday's episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show Adele showed off her funny side as she joined the host in a silly prank at Jamba Juice on the Warner Bros. lot.

The 27-year-old went in, as if to casually purchase a smoothie, but was secretly taking ridiculous orders from the comedian from an earpiece as she ordered.

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Getting a good laugh: During Thursday's episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, the star had guest Adele prank Jamba Juice employees as she stopped by, but in weird form, as she was secretly taking commands from Ellen via an earpiece

Playing off of her wildly successful hit Hello, Ellen first had the star yell 'Hello from the outside,' while standing outside of the Jamba Juice before she walked in.

At first she just had the star make things a bit difficult for the Jamba Juice workers, as after being brought through the sizes - small, medium, large - she asked if they had an extra large or an extra small.

But then things began to get strange as the Grammy winner proceeded to request 'a large, but in a small cup.'

The workers were clearly confused, but tried to work with the Someone Like You singer, as she continued to make odd demands.

Obamas Decide To Stay In White House Until Daughters Finish High School

WASHINGTON—Saying it wouldn’t be fair to disrupt their lives after seven years in the same school district, Barack and Michelle Obama this week announced their plans to stay in the White House until their daughters graduate high school. “The girls’ whole lives are here, and forcing them to move to a new place and start in at a whole new school just to accommodate our careers doesn’t seem right, especially at their ages,” the first lady said of her daughters Malia, 17, and Sasha, 14, explaining that while Malia has moved more often than her sister and could likely handle another change, Sasha is more sensitive and would have a harder time leaving the group of friends she’s known since the second grade. “Malia graduates next year and Sasha only has four more to go, so we might as well stay right here until they finish up. After that, we’ll be empty nesters and can move into someplace smaller. Unless the girls go to college somewhere nearby, in which case we may just stay put.” The Obamas also added that, given how reliably it has been working for them, they see no need to get rid of their presidential motorcade and purchase a new vehicle for the foreseeable future.

Scarlett Johansson Tries To Keep A Straight Face While Contemplating Life's Big Questions With Colbert

In just the second episode of his show, Stephen Colbert already ditched the standard interview format to ask his guest Scarlett Johansson some deeper questions in a segment called “Big Questions with Even Bigger Stars.” Colbert and Johansson lounge under the starry sky while asking each other questions about life, death, and Oprah.

Where will Colbert move his interviews to next? In a golden meadow? On the deck of a boat? We hope it’s a boat, boats are great!

Spaced' By Simon Pegg, Jessica Hynes & Edgar Wright, Season 2 Of 2

upcoming features and events.

A bit about the editors who will be discussing the series with you:

Carol Hartsell, Comedy Editor
Next to Clint Eastwood and the horse in Winter's Tale -- who could totally kick War Horse's ass by the way -- Daisy is my personal hero. She's completely, awkwardly, shamelessly genuine, and she puts all of today's "adorkable" leading ladies to shame. I originally watched "Spaced" after a friend told me, "It's by the 'Shaun of the Dead' guys!" but I walked away completely in love with the comedic genius of Jessica Hynes (nee Stevenson).

Katla McGlynn, Deputy Comedy Editor
I first saw “Spaced” when I got the DVD box set for Christmas in 2009, and since then it has become one of my all-time favorite shows. The abundant film references, the oh-so-90s clothes and music, and Daisy and Tim’s perfect will-they-or-won’t-they non-relationship are what interest me the most. Let's do this!

Ross Luippold, Associate Comedy Editor
I have never seen "Spaced" before, but I did have an unhealthy obsession with "Star Wars" as a kid -- I'll make bantha poodoo out of you at "Star Wars" Trivial Pursuit -- and I love everything else Edgar Wright has ever done. Also, I love England! And friendship! And liveblogging! Let's do this.

Christine Friar, Associate Comedy Editor
I'm watching the show for the first time, so if you're confused about something or dying to talk about that quote from your favorite character, find me! I'm probably dying too! And let's keep a running list of funny British ways of saying things while we're at it. Here, I'll start: lorry.

Seena Vali, Comedy Intern
I tend to gravitate to comedy that deals with social awkwardness since that's an almost constant aspect of my life. I'm also a big fan of science fiction, comic books and other nerdy stuff like that, so if you want to discuss possible references to "House Of M" #7 that you see, I'm your man.

Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back

CAMBRIDGE, UNITED KINGDOM—Saying that the species knew it had to start fucking and start fucking fast, officials from the International Union for Conservation of Nature announced Monday that loggerhead turtles—marine reptiles considered critically endangered in 2003—have successfully fucked their way back from the brink of extinction.
“We were gravely concerned that loggerheads would die out by early 2004,” said IUCN director Jennifer Demato, noting that there were estimated to be fewer than 100 of the oceanic turtles left in the world just 10 years ago. “These sea turtles were severely overhunted, millions were caught in fishing lines, and their habitats had been destroyed by ocean pollution. They had a great many obstacles to overcome, but by God, they fucked their way past each and every one of them.”
“The bottom line is that they knew they were in a big hole,” Demato continued. “So, what did they do? They bared down and fucked themselves right out of it.”
According to Demato, the female loggerhead has a relatively low reproductive rate and a mating season of only six weeks, which greatly compounded the species’ risk of extinction. However, Demato told reporters the marine reptiles said screw all of that and began fucking at extraordinary and previously unprecedented rates in an effort to increase their population levels. IUCN officials said the oceanic turtles even abandoned their usual migratory patterns in order to devote every last second to fucking, laying eggs, fucking, laying eggs, and constant, round-the-clock fucking and egg-laying.
By 2007, after fucking like their lives depended on it for four straight years, IUCN officials moved the species from “critically endangered” to “vulnerable.” After another six years of solid, nonstop fucking, the species reportedly blew by “conservation dependent” status and is now labeled as “near threatened.”
Sources confirmed that if members of the species can continue fucking like each one is the last goddamned loggerhead turtle on earth, it could achieve “least concern” status within a year.
“There was a brief period there when it seemed like they just couldn’t fuck anymore and were getting tired of courting prospective mates by constantly producing cloacal pheromones and circling one another,” Demato said. “But just when we thought they couldn’t fuck any more, they dug deep and, with whatever they had left in the tank, began fucking each other’s brains out harder and faster than ever before.”
“After a male fertilized his partner’s eggs, the female would quickly go nest and then immediately return to get fucked all over again,” Demato added. “Truly impressive.”
Due to their rampant fucking, loggerheads have returned in large numbers to their most popular natural habitats along the southeastern coast of the United States, the Mediterranean Sea, and the Indian Ocean. Demato explained that the rare reptiles can be spotted due to their large, reddish-brown shells and the fact that they are constantly fucking one another at every possible moment.

“The loggerheads feel like if they take their feet off the gas, they’ll end up where they started,” Demato said. “If there is any lesson to be learned here, it’s that not only should a species fuck, they should fuck like there’s no tomorrow.”